Secretary bird

This may not appear
amusing to the
discerning viewer
but, as someone who
is susceptible to
nosebleeds, I've always
found red toenails
very funny.

Addertives

Non-stick planniversary

One year old today!
Almost a toddler.
Thanks to everyone
who's supported this
deranged plan with
comments (in spite of
getting gibberish in
reply), emails (ditto)
and linking here.

"One never goes so far as
when one doesn't know
where one is going."
- Goethe

Unstuck

Title of Blog: Non-Stick Plans
Stated Plan: A drawing a day for a year.
Start date: 7th April 2007
End date 6th April 2008

This blog has been temporarily suspended
under the British Blog-Standard Act 1824.
Article 37, Paragraph 6 clearly states that
‘the content of a blog must be consistent
with it’s title’. This rule is in danger of
being violated.

A reduced service will resume tomorrow.
We apologise for any inconvenience.

Sir Mortimer Jobsworth
Ministry of Digital Elevation

Line of least resistance

Square pig in a round hole

Evasive refraction

An ill-fitting end

Six feet
under,
two feet
over.

Fruit and nut

Impractical
joker.

DragonEss

This alphabeast
is my 360th
drawing. Only
six left until the
end of my year.

“When you have
completed 95
percent of your
journey, you are
only halfway there.”
Japanese proverb.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

(with apologies
to Lewis Carroll)

On the offensive

Don't cull us,
we'll cull you.

Bathtime

Morning
story.

Imagine...

"Above us
only sky."

Rabbit with footprints for ears

Ha ha.


(My titling
machine has
temporarily
broken down.
Anyone got a
spare title
they could
lend me?)

Pastime

"Many men
go fishing
all of their
lives without
knowing that
it is not
fish they are
after."
~Thoreau

Crusader

Carpenter

Birdboxing

Sparr(ow)ing
partners.

Home voodoo

Reaper-
cushions.

Archerytype

Taking his
aim in vain.

Pace-makers

Nude arm wrestling

The gloves
are off.





(directed by
Ken Russell)

Colonel Hathi

who he?

Loss adjustment

Half-day
closure.

Man-eater

Malignant
mermaid.
Mammerhead
shark.

Catriotic

Heeled