Cockatoe

Excalibird

Empty jester

The treachery of elephants

This is a painting
I did at college,
sometime in the
last millennium,
when I was trying
to out-magritte
Magritte.
It's based on his
"The Treachery
of Images".
This photo is
all that remains.

Secretary bird

This may not appear
amusing to the
discerning viewer
but, as someone who
is susceptible to
nosebleeds, I've always
found red toenails
very funny.

Addertives

Non-stick planniversary

One year old today!
Almost a toddler.
Thanks to everyone
who's supported this
deranged plan with
comments (in spite of
getting gibberish in
reply), emails (ditto)
and linking here.

"One never goes so far as
when one doesn't know
where one is going."
- Goethe

Unstuck

Title of Blog: Non-Stick Plans
Stated Plan: A drawing a day for a year.
Start date: 7th April 2007
End date 6th April 2008

This blog has been temporarily suspended
under the British Blog-Standard Act 1824.
Article 37, Paragraph 6 clearly states that
‘the content of a blog must be consistent
with it’s title’. This rule is in danger of
being violated.

A reduced service will resume tomorrow.
We apologise for any inconvenience.

Sir Mortimer Jobsworth
Ministry of Digital Elevation

Line of least resistance

Square pig in a round hole

Evasive refraction

An ill-fitting end

Six feet
under,
two feet
over.

Fruit and nut

Impractical
joker.