Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Gone with the weaned

This one is
for Dave who
a bad pun,
and this is
a-viary bad


Dave Follett said...

ok, more punnage:
express air male.
flight of the bum-booby.
duck breast.
flying norks for the winter. (that one works in the southern hemisphere)
breast fled baby.
nip and duck.
puppy love at first flight.
mother duckers.
the juggly duckling.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the mush.

...and an australian saying that doesn't need ANY alteration: "so hungry you could chew the arse off a low flying duck."

nonstickplans said...

I resign.

dave Follett said...

titty flocking?
that one's a bit rude...
you can't resign! you'll come up with one I can't make heads or tails of, rest assured.
when are you going to publish the collected nonstick plans, huh? huh? These visual rebus monkeys are great!

dave Follett said...

.....boobs of a feather flock together?

nonstickplans said...

I can't resign anyway, seeing as this blog is self-employed.

The collected nonstick plans has been in the pipeline for over a year. One day it may pop out of the end like raw sewage onto a tourist beach. This blog's title is not a random pun but is unfortunately an accurate description of my life.