Friday, 31 July 2009
Here’s another airline wrapper, this time from the USSR. You can probably see that it’s not in very good condition. This is because not long after I boarded the Aeroflot plane I was arrested by the KGB for stealing sugar. However I managed to escape into the baggage hold where a gunfight ensued. The plane was diverted to China but I bailed out over the Himalayas. I only had one packet of sugar for sustenance but managed to make it last for six weeks as I trekked back across the mountains while fending off hungry yaks. This sugar wrapper is therefore a bit tatty, but you should have seen my dinner jacket.